stupid videos

2006-10-06T14:15:00.000-07:00

Stupid videos are the one thing that holds people together. If somebody that is having a bad day at work and comes home, he then can sit down drink a beer and chill to videos of stupid people. This can cheer a person up. I originaly started posting videos on ztoopidshirts.com which is a funny and stupid t-shirt site. The 8 original stupid videos were making many people laugh. I knew I had something in the video world at that point, So I started ztoopid.com. But I did a lot of recording before hand. I started recording anything that I thought was stupid or what ever. I taped every thing I could. I noticed that in the group of people one really did stand out, and his name is the guy in the garage. Yes he gets wasted and stupid all the time. Well I added a couple stupid videos on to ztoopid.com then it was time for our own stupid shit. So I edited the stupid videos and posted them. Every body loved it. Our group of people aren't the smartest but we are the shit.

2006-10-05T13:22:00.000-07:00

Take a taste of funny shit with these stupid videos!
Skeletor takes over the world. Dont worry its not scary its just stupid.
This is how stupid ztoopid.com is. Watch it or DIE!Hit with the bottle (very funny video)
passed the fuck out and tied down
Ah snap
don't think you can just fuck around with this guy
Ouch, you have to be stupid to try this at home
so thats what happend to the guitar, see how the guy in the garage handles things in stupid ass situations!
The guy gets fucked with agian
stupid but amazing tricks with a tv
pimp my van, stupid video
pimp my cymbol
the first van tipping, stupid video

2006-10-05T13:21:00.000-07:00

Ztoopid.com is for stupid and retarted people. The funny thing is, some say that some of this content is dumb and useless. Well just a note for all of those people, YOU CAN FUCK OFF! We specialize in retarted videos, stupid videos, and just plain dumb shit that you may or may not find any where else, even if you are stupid. We have a wide range of funny and humorous articles and hours of intertainment. Soon we will have streaming media so you can upload your own retarted videos, so hold tight and enjoy our sexy, funny, stupid videos and retarted videos!

why are we here

2006-10-05T13:20:00.000-07:00

We are here so that every one of the hybrid split haired robot pirate monkeys discontinue taking over the universe and planet earth. This is nothing to be joking about there are robot monkeys and they have control. They use triangular unitransfiable cheese sensory magnetism devises to have leverage over a humans or any other life forms. They are not nice monkeys and they will bite and scratch you and growl. With their robot powers and their visions of evilness, soon enough you won't even know what happened you. You could just wake up some morning with a sore neck and you won't even know that you have been triangulated be a hybrid split haired robot pirate monkey. "maybe even a couple of them." We know what your thinking. How can we prevent such evil. I know it does suck, really really bad. Ztoopidshirts.com will help you, its all right but it won't be easy, we will not let you down. We have a solution, his name is Bobleton ztoopton of the cantinibavaliantamot'ous auraton matipidonilivoncudahsmakutahsemitron rutitian ztooptonideans. He can defeat such evil. We have already hired him and he is doing all he can, to fight off all the bad monkeys in the universe. Yeah the whole universe. And yeah he is that ztoopid. He is a full bread ztoopidian, and the monkeys are hybrid, so he has the advantage, (the advantage of ztoopidness). Why would we choose Bobleton for such a task. Well I'll tell you why. He is an expert in in jalitonius strailuase, which is a form of curling, doing this he has already conquered the badness of the jello footed sloths from slothadia, and they wore helmets, really awesome helmets, thats why. What happens when the robot pirate monkeys get you. Well its not pretty, I'm sure of that. Why do we need your help. The only way Bobleton can survive, is if more and more people wear ztoopid t-shirts. Other wise Bobleton can't think or do any thing. Some times he can't even read the paper or do his laundry. I know that sucks. It is a matter of team work, because I doubt it if Bobleton will help you if you don't help him. I know what you are saying. Your saying, oh I can fight off these monkeys with my bare hands. Well first of all they're called hybrid split haired robot pirate monkeys, we tried to tell you this in the first sentence. But you must not be able to read very well. We also tried to tell you to tell to tell you to tell you to tell you to tell you that they have triangular unitransfiable cheese sensory magnetism devises, and they don't mess around. One year ago the hybrid split haired robot pirate monkeys came down in their mustard suit cases, they stole some of our ztoopid shirts and now they wear them to take over the world. And let me tell you bobleton is not happy about this at all. Not one bit! Its very important that you help us now, because if the monkeys win; their will be no us and their will be no you. And if that happens bobleton will not even exist and the monkeys will live on with their never ending bad, bad attitudes. Do you want that Good cuz we don't want that either, I mean those are robot pirate monkeys. And if you think this is a joke well your just wrong. when your wrong bobleton gets very sad.

2006-10-05T13:17:00.000-07:00

The fine art of hitting youre head

Alright, This is for those of you who have never had the opportunity to knock youreself unconscious in a public setting. Most of you know i happen to be tall as fuck. That being said, there are guidelines and methods to handle this unfortunate physical condition. Upon entering a room (especially one youve never been to before) you must immediatly recognize all the dangers to youre skull and/or face. Most of which are: Hanging lights, low doorjams, ceiling fans(crucial), those fucking overhangs when youre going either up or down stairs, and hanging plants. There are more but thats why this is such an exciting height, all the new surprises. Now, dont expect to remember all these things as the night/day progresses, its just good to guage youre danger level and its also polite to point out to the owner of the establishment the youre head(meaning mine) is an insurance hazard and you will leave if they deem it neccesary (they usually dont). Ok, enough with the manners aspect. Undoubtedly you will hit youre head and break something. There are different ways to deal with this: sometimes it is ok to laugh...hard but, urt like hell but they are, it means they are laughing at youre expense and the only logical conclusion is to kill them all. If you laugh and they do then they may live. Apologize to the owner (especially if you broke something) and offer them a beer. If the beer offer doesnt work, offer sex (that never works but its funny so do it). There are those occasions when it is serious, i jumped while standing in a door jam once and knocked myself out, embarrasing yes and i felt stupid. If on the rare occasion you do knock youreself out, you must have something witty to say when you regain consciousness(have this statement prepared beforehand). Saying something like "ow!" just doesnt do it for people. My favorite is "who the fuck put that there?" This is good if your friend is making a stupid video about you also. There may be girls around when this happens and they tend to be sympathetic...go with it. I also find it amusing to express some mental damage due to youre recent mishap with a low hanging hazard ie: making an eye twitch, walking sideways, forgetting peoples name and/or youre own, and speaking backwards....bleeding all over hell works to. If there is blood, offer to clean it up, if it looks awesome have someone get a picture. If a girl offers to clean it up...for christs sake let her. Pulling broken glass from youre hair later on in the night will remind people of how funny that was and will either A: make you more embarassed or B: they laugh like hell along with you, some girl notices you, feels sorry for you again and you pork softly cause youre stupid head still hurts. Either way, there can be positives to knocking the hell out of youreself. Now on to the subject of multiple accidents at once. Stairs are the devil. At least once in youre new life of being tall as fuck, you will strike youre head on the low ceiling or large beam that resides over stairs. Now two things can happen at this point 1: you recover quickly and laugh hoping noone saw that. Or 2: you were being a jackass and trying to run down the stairs, hitting youre head....hard then in youre dazed state you proceed to fall down the stairs AFTER busting youre head open. #2 is bad. Usually #2 isnt funny at all and may result in youre death(price you pay for being tall and stupid). But rarely it will be the funniest thing ever, there is no point in being embarrassed, especially if youre drunkand stupid. Just lay in the position you landed in and laugh as loud and hard as you can(wetting youreself while laughing at this point is no less shameful then youre dumbass taking a dive down some stairs and it will make people laugh more.) Dont fight the fall unless it will make it more funny and or stupid. And no matter what compound fractures are fucking hilarious. The visit to the hospital is the easy part...they see youre tall, the huge gash and youre head and the bone sticking out of youre arm. Most doctors can put 2 and 2 together. The fact that youre are still laughing hysterically about it may confuse them. It only gets difficult when they want you to fill out stupid paperwork with one fucked up arm and for some reason you left youre memory in a pool on the floor, that being said, filling out all that information is alot harder. Dont fret you freak of nature, the pain meds are next, and once they shoot you up and youre starting to fade into that fuzzy realm, you MUST remember to giggle softly before you go under(this is key). Well that is about all i have on this subject. This is only a very broad guide for being a tall bastard. Every different place will have new and exciting ways to knock the hell out of youreself and youre responsibility as a freak of nature is to be able to improvise every new situation with something funny, or bleed alot. Thank you for reading and i hope you have a wonderful day.
ps: this guide is copywrited, if you print it i will sue the fuck out of you and possibly have sex with someone very close to you if not you youreself. The Guy